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Misa

Misa is an amazing girl who never stops smiling. She is beautiful in and out and is the most confident person. She is a loyal friend and she is the type of friend that you never want to lose. She can be quirky and awkward but is always funny and can make you laugh. She is sporty but is also a girly girl. She is a shortie. She is shy until you get to know her but once you do get to know her, she is the best you can get. She will always have your back no matter what. She is gorgeous and just such an amazing girl. Never let her go as a friend, because you will be sorry.
Wow, Misa is such an amazing friend.”
by abestfriendofarimisaella July 9, 2018
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near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.
Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.
by sheila in the car December 19, 2009
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miserbitch

A miserable women\girl, a play on the words miserable and bitch
by mitch00uk March 28, 2015
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Mishael

Mishael is a hebrew name given to males. Mishael translates to "Who is like God?"
Mishael is also the original hebrew name of Meshach from the Book of Daniel.
In the Book of Daniel, there is a story of three brothers: Hanania, Mishael, and Azaria.
by dmushail June 11, 2016
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Misery Wank

To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.
I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!
by Kingbot December 30, 2008
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mister falcon

alternate of mother fucker

used in the edited version of die hard (1988)
yippie kai yay, mister falcon!
by sircasey February 18, 2009
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Mississippi Levee Break

When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.
I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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