The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011

Midnight Meat Train

When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...

My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.

by Apt D12 March 05, 2013

Fishing After Midnight

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.

Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.

by Enoch Emery February 20, 2014

midnight snack-whack

Jerking off in the middle of the night.

Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.

by Crashy873 October 05, 2016

miguel and the midnight rapists

the most popular band in the liverpool area in england.

i love MIguel and the midnight rapists

by one spicccy boi with 3 c's September 30, 2020

Midnight Uncle Smack

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.

You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode May 21, 2018

midnight train wreck

While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.

Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.

by Obie1 March 03, 2007