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Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.
I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight
by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025
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Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan
“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2
by goonercore March 14, 2025
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Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down
hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man
by 69 savage June 7, 2017
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Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
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Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.
Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.
by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018
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Michigan

Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.
Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 13, 2024
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