Michaeled

Being punched unexpectedly after being greeted in a friendly manner by a ghetto black person name Michael.

Damn bro, I just got Michaeled.

by Dank Thrill October 15, 2015

Michael

The weird guy who tries to blend in

That guys such a Michael

by Weird guy who wants to blendin October 30, 2020

Michael

Michael can be introverted but once you’ve gained its trust you’ll become great friends. He is smart but he can doubt himself he’s really nice and sweet but doesn’t show it. He's mostly a really chill laid back guy. He has also probably never dated anyone and he thinks no one likes him but many people do!

Person 1:Why does Michael never talk
Person 2:He talks to me
Person 1:Really?

by GlizzyGobbler2003 September 22, 2020

Michael

A Chinese sweat shop worker that buys toys for his pet turtle named pete

Michael is a super nice co worker

by WRLD999 October 30, 2020

Michael

Basically the piglin love child of Ranboo and Tubbo on Dream SMP. He own a chicken and the chicken has another chicken (chicken-ception :D)

Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D

Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles

But we all love Michael :D

Ranboo and Tubbo: Hi Michael!
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞

by Whats ur fav flowers from 1970 May 12, 2021

Michael

A name what did you expect

Michael is a name

by ShadowLord390 April 4, 2021

Michael

Has skinny little chicken legs

Wow look at Lord Michael over there with his skinny little chicken legs

by Beth♡ June 26, 2020