marching band

The single most awesome thing in the high school world. NEVER date a girl from marching band because they are all connected to each other, and you don't have a chance with more than one.

Marching band is so so damn good.

by Hanz, but not franz June 7, 2005

marching band

a group of students with instruments that march in various formations during pre-game and/or half-time while playing aforementioned instruments

band members are subject to hear such phrases from the band director as...

1. "feet on the beat, feet on the beat"
2. "pick up those knees!!!"
3. "that's not attention!!!"
4. "this is a marching band, NOT a walking band!!"
5. "keep those bells up!! you're not waiting for a bus!!"
6. "left! left! left!"
7. "this is a fight song, not a lullaby!!!"
8. "come on, row that boat!!!"
9. "posture people, POSTURE!!!!"
10. "ARRGH!!!!" (and other crazy-pirate sounding yells)

in addition, students may hear various words and/or phrases from other students, such as yelling, chanting, and various profanities

the marching band's lines were horribly crooked during its pre-game routine.

by band.dances.are.amazing November 14, 2005

March 1st

March 1st is national ass grab day.

Its march 1st! You know what time it is. Free pass to grab ass! .

by Suckmyass_.a October 21, 2019

March 8

March 8 is a day a handsome young man was born

His birthday is on March 8

by JAY42 October 18, 2019

March 29

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!

Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*

by Poop-Sock October 21, 2019

march 2

national tell your crush u like them bcs u know they like you back

Alexa:omg tiffany its march 2nd im soooo telling josh i like bcs i know he likes me back!
Tiffany: there she goes again with the whole day of tell ur crush u like him/her day

by # and i oooop SKSKSKSKSKS February 28, 2020

March 23rd

National Ligma crisis remembrance day.

On March 23rd we remember those who fell to the Ligma crisis.

by Ivan Jergenov October 16, 2019