speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C February 29, 2016

Log swap

The act of putting a hollow tube in your asshole and shitting into someone else's asshole

I need to take a log swap. Would anyone care to help me?

by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018

bobby log

extremely large poop that will not flush

joe pooped out a bobby log in the toilet and it would not flush

by cade1op March 24, 2018

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Toe Logging

When she's logging for turds in your BUTTHOLE with her big toe.

The other night I went over to Sally's and she started toe logging me.

by Drakozzz April 15, 2022

log breath

When one’s breath is so foul, the smell is comparable to that of a log.

“God, did you smell Chrissy’s log breath?”
“Hey Log Breath, care for a mint?”

by Scabbygabby June 5, 2018