July 29

national make out with ur gf/bf day and have a sleepover with them
Boy:it’s july 29 know what that means
Boy:kisses girlfriend

Girl:
Boy:wanna sleep round mine tonight
by -Haha April 04, 2022
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FFFFFFourth of July

Find them.
Feel them.
French them.
Finger them.
Fuck them.
Forget them.

A certain Supreme Court nominee's favorite method of sexual assault.
See also: Devil's Triangle
Steve: Are you going to the FFFFFFourth of July?

Bill: No, and I'm calling the police before you're able to rape anyone, asshole.
by has_hillary_been_indicted_yet September 24, 2018
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July 20th

A day where the most amazing girl ever was born she is smart, funny, and amazing at everything she does. She is a great athlete and she is sexy as HELL. She does cheerleading and she can sing. She is little but CRAZY. everyone wants to be friends with a girl born on this day. (If a guy is born on this day he is average)
“That girl is mighty fine
Duh bruh she was born on July 20th”
by Sexysassysucker October 16, 2019
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July 19th

It means your one of the baddest bitches out there, You are so hot all the guys want you your body Is literally so gorgeous
the popular kid: Aye bro look Its Talia I like her she Just hot and pretty
His friend: Yea dude your right go talk to her

Popular boy: i bet shes born on july 19th or july
by Billie eillish June 11, 2021
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july 31

People born on this day are amazing people who care about others feelings. They are super funny.
People born july 31 are awesome.
by bigblackmangos November 23, 2021
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July Fools

You didn't pull prank at April fools so now you're trying to pull a prank now because of your lack of planning.
Ex:
Some Dude:July fools i got you.
Another Dude:You only did that because you didn't do in April
Some Dude:yea
by RandomAndWeirder July 18, 2018
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