Juan

Juan is a four legged big boi who likes balconies.

Joe: "Dude, did you see Juan the other day?"
Mike: "How did he get up there?"

by SoftBoiledPotatoo98 October 15, 2020

Juan's mom

Really hot

Bro Fredrick, did you see that girl? She's just like Juan's mom.

by themanthemyththemanny October 6, 2023

juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together

Juan and Julia forever

by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018

The Juan Percent

Rich Latino people

Look at that Latino guy driving a Mercedes. He must be part of the Juan Percent.

by User8 October 19, 2024

Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.

“I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...

by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020

juan jose santos

I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.

Juan Jose Santos is pretty cool sometimes

by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018

Juan

A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.

Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.

by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021