Dirty Jones 

-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.

Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.

Bob: You need me to get you some?

Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.

Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.

Dirty Jones by LSDamn! January 4, 2011

Jonessa 

Baddest girl alive. Absolutely stunning. Beautiful. Unbelievable body. Fatt asl ass. Perfect titties. You just wish you could fuck the shit outta this bitch. Your dick will be addicted to her.

Guy A: Yo that bitch bad af
Guy B: Yeah, a total Jonessa.

Jonessa by Brandon26 May 25, 2019

Rashida Jones 

Rashida Leah Jones is an American actress. She is also a writer and producer. Rashida is widely known for her role as Ann Perkins on the NBC comedy TV show, Parks and Recreation.

Rashida Jones is a successful woman.

Rashida Jones is my favorite actress!

Rashida Jones by MemberofTeamLisa August 1, 2019

Jonesha 

She’s a smart,funny,intelligent,beautiful,joy to be around;best looking girl with a gap you can ever meet.You’ll be a lucky person to meet one.

Girl 1: Hey who’s that new girl?
Girl 2: That’s JONESHA, how have you not met her? She’s amazing.
Girl 1: Lol,ok I’ll go see for myself;how amazing she is.

Guy 1: Aye homie,who’s that thick junt over there?
Guy 2: Who her? That’s Jonesha,the baddest female around.
Guy 1: Say no more. I got to meet her now.

Jonesha by Hey Gorgeous 😁 May 11, 2018

Ice Pick Jones 

An ice pick jones is way to cause frustration , shame, and anger in a person. The "picker" jams his hand, which is extended into the "recievers" armpit. The quicker that one picks someone the better. The most humiliating part of this activity is the ice pick jones symbol that comes after the pick. With one hand you hold out a imaginary icicle and hit it with the right hand with a imaginary pick. This action is to be performed in the face of the reciever. The words ice pick, pick or jones can be exclaimed after the completion of a succesful ice pick.

There are several strategies to this. The team pick is when you have one partner grab the recievers arm and lift it up while the other one picks them. This can also be done with one person.

There are also rules for a failed attempt at a pick. If the picker fails then he must leave the sights of the reciever or recieve a free pick on himeself. If the person refuses you are allowed to beat the person.

The most satisfying pick is when you get someone in an urban environment. Classroom picks are less satisfying because the person is doing work and is not focused on defense.

Lifting a persons arm up and hitting them in the armpit with the open hand. Then exclaim ice pick jones.

Ice Pick Jones by icepickj April 6, 2009

junie b jones 

THOT ALERT!!!! If you ever meet Junie B. Jones (the "b"stands for "bitch") run for the hills! Unless you a man hoe, then you probably wanna stay. Junie will ruin your life. Don't say I didn't warn you

junie b jones? Man, I haven't heard that name since... nevermind.

junie b jones by jimdood January 27, 2018

Bob Jones University

a small university known for totalitarian Christian fanaticism, racism, brainwash education and bans on most popular forms of music, TV, and movies rated above G, interracial love relationships, and "different" clothing and hair styles.

Bob Jones University is a fascist school.

Bob Jones University by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006