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crevice job

The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.
John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!
by Anon345678 April 11, 2014
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Deaf Job

Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
I gave a deaf job to Tina.
by The Anus Master February 11, 2014
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McWalMart Job

Poor quality employment that pays minimum wage or lower such that if endured for long it becomes a necessity.
Person 1: Hey man, do you get paid well enough at your Job to be able to pay off debts?
Person 2: I wish, I make minimum wage on my McWalMart Job, I can barely pay off my bills, can't even think of paying debts.
Person 1: Sad to hear. Hope you can find something worth the time.
by /u/HalfMileRide March 5, 2019
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Stoshu Job

noun Slang: Vulgar.
The act or instance of fellatio by a Greek woman. See also Blow Job.
Last summer I visited Greece and got the best Stoshu job I've ever recieved.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.
by rockothetaco November 14, 2013
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Hack job

Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.
Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.

Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?

Joe Blo: You know what I mean.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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Job Savers

Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.
Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.
by Hazela December 4, 2010
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Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019
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