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wheel jerking

The urge to jerk the wheel of your car while traveling at excessive speeds due to high levels of stress or random feelings of depression.
Fuck work man, I was so close to wheel jerking on the freeway on my way home.
by yellowbuss November 1, 2015
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015
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jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.
Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.
by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014
mugGet the jerk-trovertmug.

Zircle Jerk

A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.
I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.
by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020
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Jerk Shack

An establishment that claims to be a massage parlor or massage therapy center, but ultimately specialized in performing masturbation (Hand-Jobs, Happy Endings) following the massage. This service is typically performed by a female masseuse on a male customer. But can performed via male on male.
Hey Bill, what was the name of that jerk shack that you went to last weekend?
by thumpr033 April 26, 2011
mugGet the Jerk Shackmug.

Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!
by monsto January 15, 2003
mugGet the Jerk offmug.

office jerk

any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.
Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.
by mr. buggaloo October 4, 2004
mugGet the office jerkmug.

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