January 12

A very hot and nice guy was born on this day

.january 12

by LlxmaLxver005 October 29, 2019

January 31st

Final day of January. People born on this day tend to be successful, talented and lovers of near-legendary prowess.

Last night I hooked up with a guy who fucked me so good that I can't walk straight this morning. It was incredible. He must have been born on January 31st, or something!

by Fantasma Mouthgasm October 16, 2019

January 22

Fuck everyone you want. 🤪

Dan- hey lets fuck
Alissa-ew,no
Dan- it’s january 22
Alissa-oh kk.

by eununevajg January 21, 2020

January 26

Do whatever your boyfriend wants day. You must do whatever he says whenever he says it. This is so that it’s fair for boys since girls have a “National do whatever your gf wants day”

I want cuddles right now, you have to do it it’s january 26 :(

by jfucudugivivdf November 13, 2020

January 23

National hang with your boyfriend or girl friend day! ☺️❤️👻 Don’t leave em’ hanging go hanggggggg monkeysssss 🤣

Girl: bored asf

Boy: hey babygirl! Let’s hang today is January 23❤️🥰

by YO-GIRL-PEIRODT January 23, 2020

January 16

National Kick a short person day. Anyone who is shorter than you, You can kick. If anyone taller than you kicks you. You can’t kick them back

Hey your pretty short “Kicks”

What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know

by DrEEg0 January 14, 2021

january 10

epic gamers
january

the day that epic gamers and dumb bitches are born

person: wow do you know that _____ was born on january 10?
other person: wow _____ is pretty cool
person: yeah i know 😎

by stannct October 16, 2019