Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.
Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered
"Someone's life may be on the line"
Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered
"Someone's life may be on the line"
by M1STY January 07, 2008
Jade Ovington'- Is the word used for a legend who acts blonde but has 'supringlsy that sounded intellgent' moments , a girl who will make you laugh till you hurt and is extremely beautiful! also known as a 'ovo
by harrietftw November 19, 2010
A girl who can bend her legs impossibly and enjoys having sex in flexible positions. Put off by condoms and enjoys the rush of catching STD's. Wakes up to a cum smoothie every morning.
by Trollswag69345 October 12, 2013
A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.
'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"
by Dr Knob September 22, 2010
A girl who everybody says is very pretty and sexy, smart, and can get any guy, but is actually an insecure little mole rat who likes like 2 guys who both don’t like her back.
by jade is a stone not a stoner June 15, 2019
Jade is the most beautiful person ever but has been through so much in the last couple of weeks as she has been cheated on by her boyfriend who was named Toby he was a crackhead and always chose his mates over her. He also left her to starve for 3 months. Jade needs a better man in her life.
by Jades life November 08, 2018
Jade Cole; "I am an undiscovered supermodel. When people see me on the street, they're like: who is this girl?"
by Flodrik April 16, 2009