mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

mud banging

Seen in other Cultures; watching a Fat streamer just eating food and being Arrosed by it.

Did you watch that man Mud Banging it was awesome how much he filled himself .

by Draex August 14, 2017

Mud Bridge

(N) A Mud Bridge is the next step up from a dirty sanchez.
A Mud Bridge is when you leave a shit log under a woman’s nose and you start drilling her box.
*Do work!

She was complaining our sex life was boring, so she asked me to spice up our bedroom life. I placed a Mud Bridge on her face and she loved it.

by CofNC May 3, 2022

Mud Hoggin

Four wheeler ridin tearin up the mud with a cold one in one hand and a hot doe on the back

Hey Jim Bob, how you tear up your four wheeler? I was mud hoggin to hard

by Loving Jesus November 14, 2018

mud hiccy

When throwing a shotput covered in mud and you press it into your neck, it leaves a mark on your neck like a hiccy made of mud.

emoticon: ;)*

me: how far did you throw it?
friend: 60.87 metres, you?
me: 63.56 metres
friend: pahahahahaha u got a mud hiccy

we're amazing at shot ;')

by blahblah284 October 26, 2012

Mud Mower

A Altoona redneck term used by the Altoona bums when they can’t afford a car, also known as a romper or mud tractor.

Damn PonyBoy you got the Mud Mower out. Let’s go to the woods and slang sum mud..

by Mowers and femalez March 31, 2021

Mud docking

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.

Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going

by Keif420 June 4, 2018