by Luke Witek March 04, 2008
A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.
by NinjaBootfiend October 28, 2007
When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.
by fnkymuzik November 12, 2013
when a group of friends is talking about about a certain subject and a person doesn't know enough about the subject, or is completely out of the loop to what the group is talking about, said person is on the bitch boat.
Person 1: Hey, did you guys buy that new Kendrick Lamar CD??
Person 2: Yea, its sick as hell!!
Person 3: Who's Kendrick Lamar??
Person 1: OHHH!! You're on the Bitch Boat!
Random Passerby: Who the fuck buys CD's anymore..
Person 2: Yea, its sick as hell!!
Person 3: Who's Kendrick Lamar??
Person 1: OHHH!! You're on the Bitch Boat!
Random Passerby: Who the fuck buys CD's anymore..
by Space Ranger Buzz May 09, 2013
Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.
by Johnny Tats November 01, 2007
a squid type creature usually 100 feet long with 50 foot tentacles numbering about 200. they go up to boats and feel the hulls
by andrew November 27, 2003
A large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. In other words, junk.
by Securix October 25, 2013