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Kitchen

Kitchen is the females origin
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by BarryMckockenerシ April 9, 2021
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Kitchen complaint

In the kitchen, an unofficial complaint discussed verbally or electronically, usually among friends and families, where the issues will never be officially acknowledged and recognized before authorities to address the issues with resolves or solutions. In conclusion, a "kitchen complaint" is as far as the complaint will go, the kitchen.
My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
by Xyst October 27, 2022
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kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
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Dirty kitchen

Secondary outdoor kitchen used in many Asian families or countries for the purpose of cooking smellier and higher-heat foods
Moms cooking anchovies in the dirty kitchen.
by chechthabetch May 19, 2020
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Natalya Kitchen

She’s the prettiest girl in this world. She shows more love than anyone and is really special. Anyone would be super lucky to have her.
Wow, I heard he’s dating Natalya Kitchen. He’s so lucky to be dating her.
by Daonewhoknocks November 20, 2023
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Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.
Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!
by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020
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Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.
Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!
by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024
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