by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004
Get the oiley bitsmug. by wannabawhiteboy September 18, 2003
Get the bits and piecesmug. A capitalistic marketing gimmick that is a waste of money and does absolutely nothing to improve your exercise goals or physique. Fit Bits are for people amateurs who are dumbfounded about creating their own exercise routine. People who wear fit bits are still out of shape and obese. They forget about important parts of dieting like the science of nutrition, metabolism, and overall wellness. The fitbit doesn't calculate metabolic, bmi, or workout. People wearing fitbits still remain fat and unhealthy.
Paul: Tony, did you see that fat abomination wearing that fit bit?
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.
Tony: Yeah he's such a loser. Those fitbits make him look like such a weakling.
Paul: Too bad. He'll never get stronger or have an awesome looking bod like us.
by superbipolar420 January 25, 2016
Get the fit bitmug. by elbie April 25, 2004
Get the tig bitsmug. by demonlove April 18, 2009
Get the schiz bitsmug. Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.
Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!
by crunchytoast April 7, 2011
Get the bit schleppermug. by Lex :) February 4, 2010
Get the Lamb bitsmug.