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Hot Pocket

Coming inside of a woman who is on her period and another guy eats her out.
Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.
by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021
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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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Hot Pocket Coochie

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.
Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.
by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023
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3 guys 1 hot pocket

Bro I was one of the 3 guy's in a 3 guys 1 hot pocket last night and it was so sexy! She had all of her holes filled with shit!
by Silas Ramsbottom May 23, 2016
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Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.
Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017
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