When a man lies down across a hole in a table or the sunroof of a car and their significant other is under the table and proceeds to perform oral sex and in turn, looking like a "thirsty hamster"
by ItsRuNN February 21, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. 
The sexual act of climbing on the roof while putting your penis through the sunroof as your partner performs oral. Looking like a hamster drinking from a bottle
Took my girl for a ride out in the country when we stopped she wanted to take advantage of the sunroof and try the Thirsty Hamster #Sunroof & Thirsty Hamster
by This Fing Guy April 30, 2024
Get the Sunroof & Thirsty Hamstermug. the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”
Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
Get the hamster-hidermug. A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.
No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.
Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
Get the Lazy hamstermug. Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st
by Custrupid December 16, 2020
Get the Hamster Daymug. Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
by OllyPearce June 22, 2011
Get the Yawning Hamstermug.