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Hamster

by Tall Italian August 4, 2020
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thirsty hamster

When a man lies down across a hole in a table or the sunroof of a car and their significant other is under the table and proceeds to perform oral sex and in turn, looking like a "thirsty hamster"
Dude I laid on top of my car and she was acted like a thirsty hamster through the sunroof.
by ItsRuNN February 21, 2024
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Lazy hamster

A single point which someone hyper fixates so heavily on being wrong, they forget everything else ok with the whole.
Sometimes ultimately making the whole worse then it was, if the lazy hamster had been left alone.
I just remembered I forgot to colour in that one button on the characters shirt, I should go back.

What? No you’re painting was fine, just leave it. It’s not worth it.

No, no, the teacher’s going to be able to tell I’ll just go back and ask if I can get it.

Nah man don’t, it’s just a lazy hamster.
by Kibblebip January 13, 2022
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I Sounded Hamster

When a person sounds cool or "gangster" while speaking.
S: Yeah, I get it.

A: Chill shit, yk?

A: I sounded hamster
by PandaManAlex November 29, 2021
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hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart
Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.
by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012
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Hamster

Evan Lerner
"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"
by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023
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thirsty hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with a sun roof, sticks his penis through the sun roof of said car. While in the car a woman sucks on his penis like a hamster at a water bottle.
Does your car have a sun roof? Because I want to stick your dick like a thirsty hamster!
by Allie3283 February 21, 2024
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