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Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.
He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.
by rslinuxguy December 7, 2023
mugGet the Hamster syndromemug.

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
mugGet the Hamster Manmug.

Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny
I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole
by . February 11, 2022
mugGet the Hamstermug.

hamster-hider

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
mugGet the hamster-hidermug.

hamster smuggler

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week
by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020
mugGet the hamster smugglermug.

thirsty hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with a sun roof, sticks his penis through the sun roof of said car. While in the car a woman sucks on his penis like a hamster at a water bottle.
Does your car have a sun roof? Because I want to stick your dick like a thirsty hamster!
by Allie3283 February 21, 2024
mugGet the thirsty hamstermug.

Hamster Battle Royale

A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.
Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*

Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
by Ifartoncakes July 29, 2019
mugGet the Hamster Battle Royalemug.

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