Chocolate Hamburger

Take a shit and lay it down along a girl's asscrack.
then you got the buns (the asschaps) and the patty (the piece of shit)

"Dude imma give her a chocolate hamburger"

by 4QU4M4N December 12, 2008

californian hamburger

when a guy puts raw meat into the vagina of a woman with a fupa and the friction cooks the meat. then when he pulls out (you have to use the withdrawal method for this) he holds the buns to his cock and puts the ''mayonnaise'' (jizz) onto the bun. feed it to somebody.

my californian hamburger was well-done so i gave it to my brother

by woahtheretigerwoah3 November 11, 2009

hamburgler

an ass kissin dillenburg

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Hamburger Helper

An awful meat substitute.

Hamburger helper is as shitty as Spam as a meat substitute.

by Adam RD November 29, 2006

Hamburglitastic

1. adj. Positive comparison in relation to a hamburglar

2. adv. To Hamburgle effectivly

1. (He/She/It) certainly is hamburglitastic.
2. That was quite the hamburglitastic action, friend.

by E. Thero January 22, 2008

Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.

Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...

by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008

hamburger racing stripes

The full-body lines of road rash resulting from a high-speed motorcycle crash.

She low-sided the bike and miraculously walked away, but you should have seen the hamburger racing stripes on her side!

by Iraq-Irate July 23, 2009