National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

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😱:《¤》Grandal《¤》grandal《¤》Grandal《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

No-gandalf

Raw anal penetration

"Malakie gave his girlfriend no-gandalf bumsex last night."

Definition: he gave her raw anal

by Mad_pegger1139 March 1, 2026

battle of guadalcanal

Clusterfuck

My room is a battle of guadalcanal!

by Jotaputa December 2, 2017

Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs

(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs

by Zafmiester December 12, 2017

Escape from Guantanamo Bay

A sexual position involving 3 parties, one of East Indian decent, one of East Asian decent, and preferably a female.

Last night I was with Raj and Amy, we totally did the Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

by _accurate October 17, 2019