Giftard

a person, genarally a aunt and or grandma that gives a seemingly useless gift to someone that has no real use for the gift, but on rare occasions could be useful to someone else in the vicinity.

headphones gifted to a deaf person.

wow what a giftard!

by peacelovindecoy January 8, 2011

Griffendor

The name of a guy who can do anything. That one person who seems to be so amazing that no one can help but stand in awe when in his presence. The spiciest meatball in the sub.

Man, you are so awesome. You must be Griffendor!

by Griftonium November 3, 2014

Gifted

Given or gave, sometimes even lent (This can get confusing, so best to check)
Especially used in South West England

Mark "Did you get that pint I gifted you?"
Chris "Yeah, cheers for that bro"

Jo "Shanti gifted me her vibrator"
Ellen "Does she want it back ?"
Jo "Would you?"

by ShantivaDeva August 15, 2017

Griffin Collins

Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.

Griffin Collins is a pedophile

by XxUnknowxX May 25, 2018

Griffin

He funny, and he loving and caring and he an amazing guy, he very helpful and so kind to others, he good with kids, and he is an amazing boyfriend and friends , he can be protective and he will worry and he can always cheer u up, he super cute and sweet and edgy and , handsome, hot and he makes u feel all warm inside , he makes u feel so happy, he is also really good with bikes

Who is that biker?!
Oh wait! Its Griffin!

by drummersilver1 October 20, 2018

grif-griefer

Someone who spends their time in a multiplayer video game intentionally ruining enjoyment for players that are too bad/incompetent/retarded to properly defend themselves.

Did you see that grif-griefer over there? I bet he lives in his mom’s basement.

by Fuzzy_OwO November 29, 2021

impossible gift circuit

A gift item is in such poor taste that the receiver can never publicly use it, so the only value he gets out of the gift is to re-gift it to someone who will think it's funny, and it eventually works it way back to the original gifter.

This is a variation of the bad gift circuit, where the bad gift goes back and forth. That usually happens with two people, usually brothers who give back and forth the same hankerchief every year at Christmas. Bad gifts are not as likely to pass through a larger amount of people. Someone will keep the gift. But an impossible gift keeps moving.

Variation: "Impossible Gift Club" there is an undefined comaraderie among the people who have once owned the gift. They all privately think it is funny. But it is in in such poor taste that it is the humor that dare not speak its name.

Once the impossible gift has gone one full circuit, the original gifter gives it again to his first recipient, and the circuit continues with each receipient knowing they are part of a group of people who appreciate truly bad taste.

The original gift is a T shirt which says:

CALM DOWN!

Don't Turn a Rape Into a Murder

Some people will privately think that's funny, but they can't wear it publicly. No way.

So if Johnny gives it to Hank. Hank will say "Wow. That's sick. Some T shirts try to be sick, saying things like 'I got drunk on Spring Break and won a wet T shirt contest' but this is really sick. I wish could wear it, but I'll get in trouble. It's impossible to use. So it will just sit in my drawer."
Johnny says: "You can give it someone else as a present."
So the T shirt is gifted and regifted but never worn. Eventually someone gifts the shirt to Johnny, the original gifter. It has gone full impossible gift circuit. It will happen.

And so they have defined the "Impossible Gift Club"

by HotSummer1968 September 21, 2009