The Gorilla Walk

When a man gets a boner in public, he is forced to execute the gorilla walk. He crosses his legs and he leans forward to conceal his bulging problem. He will find the nearest exit or restroom to "release his stress" or wait for his problem to soften up.

Johnny: I was watching some guy twerk and i had to do the gorilla walk so no one would notice that i got hard

by sodacanplus April 26, 2014

Gorilla Tag

A boring game full of little children playing tag as gorillas.
This is also known as one of the literal worst games to ever come up to this planet.
99% of the players are 9 year olds who scream racial slurs into the microphone.
"I play gorilla tag"
"Ew bro go away"

"Gorilla Tag sucks lol"

by aughh dookie May 16, 2022

Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.

Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."

by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010

Gorilla Pooch

1. A gorilla's vagina.

2. A female of color's vagina.

3. A dumbass.

1. Dude do you see that gorilla pooch over there?

2. Shaquefah is a gorilla pooch.

3. Jeremy don't be such a gorilla pooch.

by daGouch April 30, 2011

Gorilla Dick

Often confused with a Big Dick, a gorilla dick is 1.25 inches. Gorilla dick is used to describe people with small dicks.

Megan: "That guy had a fucking gorilla dick"

by pb5 October 12, 2020

gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.

Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"

by King Donger Stud June 26, 2007

yellow gorilla

During sex, a partner heavily scratches the ribcage of another until red rashes appear. Then the partner urinates on these rashes. If done correctly, the victim will scratch these rashes imitating a gorilla.

My girlfriend wanted to have freaky sex, so I gave her a yellow gorilla.

by BSNman January 11, 2008