Google Classroom

A program that teachers use to post assignments for students. All students hate it until their school switches to schoology. After that everyone loves google classroom again.

Person 1: "I hate google classroom"
Principle: "We are switching to schoology"

Person 1: "I love google classroom and miss it so much, can we bring it back."

by Squiffer_Attack October 13, 2020

Google Plus

A failed Facebook/Twitter knock off created by Google but now it's really popular because it was forced into YouTube and everyone hates it

Google president: Hmmm our social media site is not doing to good
Google employee: I got it let's take Google Plus and force it into YouTube
All YouTube users: NO TAKE THIS FAIL OF A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE OFF YOUTUBE

by Chase Farnham June 16, 2014

Google Chrome

Way better than sex.

OH YES GOOGLE CHROME!!!! FASTER,FASTER!! HARDER,HARDER! Oooh, ahh, yes, yes! YES! Faster baby, FASTERRR!!! OOH, AHH!!

by Light Dragon April 26, 2011

Google proved

When your trying to prove someone wrong and immediately refer to Google to debunk there theory

I lived in Hawaii for years and I love to eat poke

actually its pronounced po -kay
*confirms with Google * I google proved you wrong #sorrynotsorry

by Kelso-kmart May 15, 2016

google wacking

to try and search in google and get 1 result

If u type in somethin and one one thing comes up then u google whacked.

by Big Wave Dave March 28, 2003

Google Hammer

A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"

by Moose6969 May 01, 2009

google graft

The shabby inclusion of celebrity names and their work titles by journalists in an attempt to game the Internet search engine and drive up readership. Luring unsuspecting readers into a click-bait trap or some other ad-infested part of the web. A sub-variety of fake news that proliferated in the two-thousand-teens

Did you see that Jim Carey hatchet job in the Guardian? It was Google grafted with Batman, Easy Rider, Val Kilmer, and that Franco kid, I'm sure you did. Journalism's esteem has sure faded since the Ed Murrow days.

by BandAid2 August 11, 2017