Cock Goblin

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.

Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!

by Sugar cocked nigga May 28, 2019

goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.

Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time

by Lacticdick January 31, 2019

culture goblin

it’s someone who is like disrespects or hates the people of the culture but like uses the culture for their gain and appropriate the culture

yea emma is a culture goblin, she hates blsck peoole but loves rap music

by Funniez July 8, 2023

goblin shit

Acts that are considered illegal, frowned-upon, shenanigans or crack head activities.

Ehhh mi amigos es on that goblin shit.

by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022

Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.

Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.

by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017

googly goblins

An expression used to express how ugly something is.

I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!

by ojustblazed April 16, 2011

Slurp goblin

A woman that's able to deep throat massive cocks

Damn that girl I hooked up with last night was a slurp goblin

by Pimp master lex August 17, 2020