Ex-Girlfriend

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.

It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!

by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018

willy's girlfriend

The girlfriend of willy.

Also see fugly

That man-beast has to be willy's girlfriend!

by Lead_Ballz October 1, 2004

Girlfriend

A girlfriend is a type of girl who crys to there boyfriend every 2 minutes about the most stupidest shit. The boys could stand it at first, but then start to get really annoyed by it. Then they decided to dump the girls there with, and then the girls get pissed and block them on social media. And all their friends block you too. So never get a girlfriend if know they be loyal.

My girlfriend is the sweetest girl ever.
My girlfriend is such a whore.

by Goat111 August 6, 2018

pocket girlfriend

A long distance girlfriend known only through digital communications, the entire relationship consists of phone calls, text messages, and sent photos. Usually rocky, though not lacking in emoitional intensity or committment due to lack of any physical contact. The relationship is maintained though constant communcation, most often a cell phone in speaker mode, worn in one's pocket to continue interaction with the pocket girlfriend while in public social situations

"who is he talking to?"

"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."

by cynicalsinner August 12, 2011

Girlfriend

My Bitch.

My girlfriend is pretty

by vampiredude January 25, 2020

Fake girlfriend

A girl that everyone says could be your girlfriend. Even you know it's true but wont addmit it. You guys both have feelings for each other but your in another realationship.

That's my fake girlfriend or whatever. You already know why.

by blanquita7777 December 25, 2018

girlfriend #2

A second girlfriend you have to get when you're main girlfriend(girlfriend #1) ain't doing it for you

Dude I had to call up girlfriend #2 last night cuz my main chick was actin like she was to tired for the D

by Rainy-storm May 25, 2014