Seconds From Disaster

An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.

The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)

Ex members:
Max - drums

-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"

-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"

-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"

-"For sure."

by ONE LEGIT ASS MUTHA FUCKA. July 25, 2009

shoot from the hip

1.To make a decision or execute an action in the spur of the moment.
2.A quick reaction

"woah, joe had to shoot from the hip when that teacher woke him up and asked him a question"

by zatch August 29, 2004

from road

When somone is from da streets.

dat guy is a badman from road

by merc from y.k May 12, 2008

frominda cheese

Frominda cheese is basically a vaginal yeast infection. Cheese frominda pussy if you will.

The stripper at my friends bachelor was so street-nasty , that she had frominda cheese so foul that our guest of honor vomited all over her!!

by bagizba May 6, 2009

From the future

Cool, current, and desirable.

That's an awesome iPAD.

Yeah, it's from the future.

by IJGBalboa July 8, 2010

Fromb

A fro comb

I use my fromb to fix my hairs.

by Fromb girl September 29, 2013

Telegram From Brownsville

Noun: An offensive use of ass gas, not unlike thedutch oven, where one person loudly and rankly farts in the face of another.

"Did you get it yet?"
"Get what?"
*PrrrrrrrrbbbPHT!*
"That Telegram From Brownsville!"

by Kaytor January 31, 2009