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Pull a France

the technique of retreating
by Jckdjwbs June 4, 2019
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France You

A rather derogatory jab at France and the French by way of alternate of "Fuck You". Often most effective against an actual Frenchman.
"Your mother smells of cheap liquor and pubic sweat!"
"OH YEAH? Well FRANCE YOU!"
by TFE May 28, 2006
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fanch

Normally used towards people who act like jerks; The vulgarity level of the term is equal to that of "fuck."
You stupid fanch! You just ruined my new shoes!
by Johnissoevil March 22, 2004
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francesco

italian formed name.
usually know to cheat on girlfriends.
but could never get anyone to begin with.
francesco is a cheating liar.
by rftgesrfdft August 10, 2006
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France

A nation of spineless, intolerant and arrogant bigots. They speak a disgusting nasal language, they change their political views with the season and still subscribes to the archaic religion of Catholicism. They are famous for surrendering at the first sign of danger and are scared of change and cultural diversity. Ironically due to their incompetence and impotency, the muslim and African minorities are beginning to constitute an ever increasing proportion of their population. Look at their soccer team.

The French President is a synonym for hypocrite and his decisions are only motivated by the appeasement of others. First Chirac opposes the Iraq Invasion the Sarkozy Sanctions the Libya invasion.

Contrary to popular belief France is a terrible place to visit on holiday. Their women are not as hot as people claim and lack basic hygiene. Their weather sucks the people treat all English speakers with disdain even if you are neither British nor American. The countryside is not beautiful nor rugged, it consists almost entirely of over-cultivated farmland with a few villages. Their beaches are all overcrowded and their food is mediocre. Only suitable for homosexuals who enjoy looking at art and old buildings.
Gay friend: "Where should I go on holiday? I just want to drink wine, eat cheese and look at art all day."
Straight friend: "Go to France, never been to a gayer place in my life."
by Pyro2 April 17, 2011
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Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row
by adam August 23, 2005
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franchise quarterback

carson wentz is the best franchise quarterback, dak prescott could never.
by boomroasted July 11, 2019
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