shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

by Melly D. August 21, 2011

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

shame wizard

That little voice in your head that comes out of the darkness to give you shame

Person One: The Shame Wizard is from the show Big Mouth but, i also feel he’s real sometimes

Person Two: Yeah it might feel like that, everyone has shame sometimes. It’s okay to feel shame!

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Shame stain

Ejaculate

Keith: Hey Dave, What is this suspicious wet spot on my towel? I investigated it using all five of my senses and I just can’t seem to make heads or tails of what it could be..
Dave: What You found was my shame stain, I couldn’t use my towel because I already shaved my pubes into it. I also had to use your shirt to wipe my ass and blow my nose, in that order.

by Painus Vanchagrra January 2, 2023

shamelessly shameful

When someone's has been shamed so many times, that they no longer have shame.

Brian was shamelessly shameful when he farted in an elevator.

by OobleckedRamen July 14, 2023

Shame milk

Shame milk is the sad milk left over when a barista has accidentally steamed too much milk for a customers drink. Usually will be put into the shame cup which the barista will drink throughout their shift

“Awe man I steamed too much, guess I have to deal with my shame milk now :(“

by Shameful_barista October 4, 2023

tay shaming

When you shame a person for listening to "too much" Taylor Swift
username you have streamed Taylor Swift 21,260 times this year. That is very concerning amount.

username you have streamed Taylor Swift 21,260 times this year. That is very concerning amount. I will now proceed to tay shaming you.

by username13#0013 December 13, 2020