flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

flash mob

A group of people who appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people. The group performs these actions for a short amount of time before quickly dispersing. Flash mobs are often organised through email and/or newsgroup postings.

The flash mob made chicken noises, confusing others around them.

by Loki August 12, 2003

If you're going to flash, flash hard

A cricketing term. Sound interesting?

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard

by Umpire Strikes Back November 4, 2004

flapslap

A facial slap with the use of ones flap. The female equivalent of a dickslap.

"If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"

by hazbad April 29, 2007

Ghetto Flaps

A ghetto flap is when ghetto-hood-star girls that are unusually plump wear very tight gangster jeans. This causes their excessive rolls to flop out over the top of their jeans. If there's enough extra meat hanging out, this is known as "Ghetto Flaps." A severe case is known as "Ghetto Sags."

F.Y.I. :
Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.

1.) YO DAMN! MAMI GOT FINE ASSS GHETTO FLAPS!!!

2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...

by Dwayne Delaney February 12, 2010

Sausage Flaps

1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.

2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.

Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!

by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009

Sausage Flaps

1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.

2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.

'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.

Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!

by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009