1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal
2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again
2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
An individual whose fingers hit the keys on a keyboard so hard it's like a baboon is typing a term paper on A Tale of Two Cities.
That moron over there hits that enter key like it's going to get them to their destination faster, he mind as well just stomp on the god damned keyboard, fucking fist typer.
by jnndfn9 February 04, 2009
Me: My fucking arm is wore out. Robio: Why? Me: Had to use a fist-a-dil on Marks mom's asshole last nite. She's insatiable.
by Barnyard Pimp October 15, 2021
A thanos fist is when you lick and put gushers on your knuckles like your hand is the infinity gauntlet then you proceed to fist your partner. Then, you’ll remove your fist and let the gusher ooz out the anus and eat the gushers out of the anus or on your knuckles. Finally, you get to lick the oozing candy from the anus
We got bored of regular sex so my partner and I thanos fisted and it turned into a sticky satisfying experience:)
by Montravago April 02, 2019
Lindsey was super tired but still very horny. Luke decided to give her the slumber fist in hopes of satiating both her desires simultaneously.
by dpfreak March 25, 2015
Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.
by unicornsoffury April 06, 2014
by Funduntard March 05, 2020