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Michigan Fisting

Fisting without the thumb: 4 fingers + part of the palm

For the etymology, consult a map of Michigan
"How much do you have in me?"
"We're Michigan fisting right now, babe"
by ‽‽‽‽‽ June 12, 2022
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fist bang

To have sexual intercourse using a clenched fist as a replacement for a penis
I had to fist bang my girlfriend because my dick is too small for her.
by Daddy Enforcer August 22, 2021
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hydra fisting

When one double fists a female while yelling "heil hydra"
The man heard his neighbor heil hydra fisting his girlfriend through the wall.
by Jagex1456 February 7, 2015
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fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.
Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"
by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015
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fist pudding

The ejaculate left on a male's hand post masturbation
Ever since Dick broke up with Virginia he's been a hermit, staying home, watching porn and making fist pudding.
by ExplosiveBM December 16, 2014
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Pussy Fisting

I gave my friend's mom a good ol pussy fisting before he got home from work.
by Michael Thomas Lee June 13, 2022
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fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
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