by ijesojncn February 2, 2024
Get the Soak-festmug. Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.
Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!
Fin-dude you’re gay.
by The man bro December 5, 2020
Get the Burrito Festmug. A group of slightly below average girls, referring to the 1-10 scale rating system. This in its singular form for a girl is defined as a "quad".
by Phil Mocan October 18, 2010
Get the Four Festmug. Party hosted by a man, usually gay, in wich all the invited are men with several sexual orientations, usually straight.
Usually the host tries to convince (or force, normally) their guests to have intercourse with him and between themselves.
Usually the host tries to convince (or force, normally) their guests to have intercourse with him and between themselves.
by zneaky chinelau December 23, 2016
Get the Gaifem festmug. a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.
by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015
Get the wonton festmug. 1.(n) A annual three day PBR fueled punk rock music festival located in Gainesville Florida. Generally around Halloween.
2.(adj) A term used with great discretion to describe that which is the ultimate in cruciality and awesomeness.
2.(adj) A term used with great discretion to describe that which is the ultimate in cruciality and awesomeness.
I got lost when I was hammered last night, but I bumped into a Five Star pizza dude and scored a pie. It was so FEST!!!
by El Gully October 18, 2008
Get the Festmug. Mob Fest is when a large group of people, drunk or intoxicated are at a concert with violent intentions.
by Jimmy of the Milfs November 1, 2021
Get the Mob Festmug.