Penis Feelings

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”

1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”

by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020

No feelings October

Girls can’t catch feelings for guys

Girl 1:Did you see jack hes sooooo hot

Girl 2: You just lost no feelings October

by Pussyman16363 October 2, 2020

Suck feeding

When a girl only drinks a mans sperm for a week straight to loose weight.

I’m doing the suck feeding diet to loose 10 pounds.

by Lick my couchy 3000 January 29, 2021

Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.

Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!

by NewDude12 May 5, 2021

No Feelings February

When you refuse to let yourself get feelings for anyone during the month of February. This is most commonly accomplished by hooking up with/ talking to more than one person at a time. But overall there are just two rules:

1. Have fun

2. No feelings allowed

F:“I’m not gonna go on a real date with you”

M:“Why?”

F:“It’s No Feelings February”

by Lvbycelsius February 15, 2022

bottom feeding grub

Typically a commonly named grub called the LankWayne or RancidLuci from the lowest of the low class of grubs. They're hairy and disgusting. They eat all the putrid shit found in the gutter from which it lives and spend their sorry existence telling these made up trash stories.

Did you hear about that/those bottom feeding grub now?!

I'm so glad I'm not a bottom feeding grub! I like showers and accurate info!
You're a bottom feeding grub, clean your act up!

by Pot'O'Crystal December 18, 2022

Melany feeling

The feeling where you can’t say you’re happy, so you do a bunch of weird thing like scream.

Last night I had the Melany feeling

by 00secret00 September 26, 2023