ethan

small hairy goblin with a miniscule cock

wow you have an ethan

by Sugmafanny May 25, 2020

ethan arguello

Ethan Arguello is a typical name to a sexy, Hispanic teenage boy who is open to all, especially to women. He is extremely kind-hearted to women he likes and often makes many dirty jokes. His hair is amazing but is often turned into a pile of craziness after exercise. He believes he is God's gift to the world and often dreams of being a professional sports player. He is often a huge jokester but also a little insecure if a joke goes a little too far. Lastly, an Ethan Arguello is all about being a happy boy and will be a manchild when he grows up. When dating an Ethan, you will always have a smile on your face and will never let him go.

Girl: Why does that Ethan Arguello joke around so much? Does he even like me?
Friend: That's just his way of expressing that he's interested in being friends with you.

Boy: Why is that boy obsessed with Disney and other cutesy things but gets along so well with the other guys? He's such an Ethan Arguello.

by KWONderful September 19, 2020

Ethan beach

Ethan beach is an amazing person who had an amazing personality and is very caring. it is known that Ethan Beach is attracted to floors, many people have reported seeing Ethan Beach say “mmm floors” multiple times.

Ethan beach is very much attracted to floors.

by emobitchwholikesfloors January 9, 2021

Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

ethanwintersfp

A very funny and appreciated tiktok user with 1505 followers. She has an uncontrollable addiction to bo burnham and ddlc.

"Did you see ethanwintersfp's newest tiktok?"

"Yeah man he drew a crewmate with titties! They're quite the artist."

by InfamousCarrott July 14, 2021

Ethan Torchio

Gorgeous man. Drummer for Måneskin. Ludwig Ambassador. Cutest personality. Though he is quiet, he is very thoughtful. Vic says he is the best hugger

Ethan Torchio is just gorgeous.

by msmistofeltzr February 9, 2022

Ethan Smith

Ethan smith is a nonce who shags a twig. He has curly hair and braces

Ethan smith is a nonce

by Matta2we March 25, 2022