A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
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Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter
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