MY MF MAN. -ZOEI
by kyegetsmewetter April 3, 2024
Get the kye elijah gastinellmug. The most gorgeous, wonderful guy you could ever lay eyes on. He's different, out of the ordinary, special. His smile makes all the hipster girls go weak at the knees. Elijah's are usually short, but make up for it with their huge dicks. With his wonderfully smooth, hilarious personality it's impossible to dislike Elijah. Absolutely nothing can get in his way. He want's to stand out. He's not even aware of the swooning chicks that are desperately waiting for him to give them one of his looks. He's independent. Beautiful. Perfection.
"Hey... Is that Elijah riding his bike?"
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
"Oh my god, it is! Man, I wish he would notice me."
"I think I'm in love with Elijah."
by Elijah's secret gf November 20, 2023
Get the Elijahmug. an amazing guy who is relatively quiet and who gets to know you and is amazing for years and then changes all of a sudden and stops caring about you ignoring you and blowing you off for no reason
by 21wolliweelyak September 25, 2023
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.
by Markkk123 January 24, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. by kalevadermetgel February 11, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong
by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022
Get the Elijahmug.