Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021

Man Eggs

A sauce that contains oil, egg yolks, an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice.

This is commonly referred to as mayonnaise, or mayo, for short.

Hard-boiled eggs and “man eggs” make a tasty egg salad, especially for sandwiches!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek January 20, 2022

firing eggs

to fart; the act of farting

Person 1: "Did you hear that?"
person 2: "Someone was firing eggs."

by quad3x1 January 24, 2022

dago eggo

Another name for a pizzelle, the Italian cookie.

The whole family came over on Christmas and made a giant batch of dago Eggo‘s for Christmas!

by Nuts319 December 19, 2021

public eggsecution

Publicly shaming shameful behavior by throwing eggs at the offender

At happy hour last night, Fred quipped tongue-in-cheek that the University City community planning committee should be publicly eggsecuted for putting up all that hideous street "art" (if you can call it that) all along Governor Drive. Everyone there agreed with him. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about so I took a stroll this morning to check it out. Oh my, I absolutely see why he would call for public eggsecution. I wasn't given a vote on it, were you? Was anyone in the community? The word HIDEOUS is as close a descriptor as it gets but still doesn't do it justice. I hope the community rises up to have those giant tribal-looking popsicle sticks taken down. What a blight on our little community's main thoroughfare! Blechhh! Take them down!

by The Gideon Lion June 22, 2022

Quail Eggs

Used when someone’s joke has gone on too long and isn’t funny anymore. It’s perfect because it’s obscure enough for people to ask what it means.

My friend was making a joke the other day but it was so long and boring I had to say “quail eggs”. But they didn’t get the hint and I ended up saying “quail eggs” three different times before they shut up.

by Yellow Hoodie August 9, 2023