the safe and healthy assumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, "default-dude."
taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.
always remember: when in doubt, default-dude
taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.
always remember: when in doubt, default-dude
jeremy: man, I met this HAWT chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!
cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!
cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!
by yekl January 04, 2010
A novelty playing card with an erotic picture of a dude on the back, typically spread eagle with well orchestrated junk presentation. Often given as a gag gift to females but more appropriately hidden in bags/clothing/rooms of dudes for later accidental enjoyment.
Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."
Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."
by p_guy September 10, 2009
Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"
by sgrant39 April 29, 2011
An alternate way of saying "sup dude" but when you're high af. Keep in mind your voice has to sound like you have a penis In your rectum and you have to smoke good weed for the best results.
by ButtMasterHurteson February 02, 2016
The chillest and dankest way to great or say yes to another bro. When saying, it you have to be louder then usual. Also a side ways karate chop with the back of your hand is necessary.
Ex1: Greeting
Bro 1: Sah dude!
Bro 2: Sah dude... hows it been?
Ex2: Answering
Bro1: Dude, I want you to frick me
Bro2: Sah dude, no homo
Bro 1: Sah dude!
Bro 2: Sah dude... hows it been?
Ex2: Answering
Bro1: Dude, I want you to frick me
Bro2: Sah dude, no homo
by 17 April 19, 2016
An instance where two or more males are lounging on living room furniture and under the influence of recreational drugs, proceeding to make falsely brilliant remarks and realizations but actually are just two dudes on a couch.
I tried to come up with an example of this, but realized I am just one of those dudes on a couch and anything I tried to say wouldn't be very interesting.
by Mike The Wizard January 01, 2008
by Sparrowwing March 24, 2018