default-dude

the safe and healthy assumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, "default-dude."

taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.

always remember: when in doubt, default-dude

jeremy: man, I met this HAWT chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!

cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!

by yekl January 3, 2010

dude card

A novelty playing card with an erotic picture of a dude on the back, typically spread eagle with well orchestrated junk presentation. Often given as a gag gift to females but more appropriately hidden in bags/clothing/rooms of dudes for later accidental enjoyment.

Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."

Phil hid a dude card in my gym bag and my mom found it and yelled at me for being gay.

by p_guy September 11, 2009

Two Dudes

Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"

I was just minding my own business when these two dudes put a cap in me

by sgrant39 May 21, 2011

Suh Dude

An alternate way of saying "sup dude" but when you're high af. Keep in mind your voice has to sound like you have a penis In your rectum and you have to smoke good weed for the best results.

*hits blunt*

Stoner 1: Suh Dude
Stoner 2: Dude, Suh

by ButtMasterHurteson October 7, 2016

sah dude

The chillest and dankest way to great or say yes to another bro. When saying, it you have to be louder then usual. Also a side ways karate chop with the back of your hand is necessary.

Ex1: Greeting

Bro 1: Sah dude!
Bro 2: Sah dude... hows it been?
Ex2: Answering

Bro1: Dude, I want you to frick me
Bro2: Sah dude, no homo

by 17 June 5, 2016

Pocket Dudes

Being dealt two Jacks in a game of Texas Holdem.

My pocket dudes beat out your tens. In your face.

by Pickett January 18, 2006

dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

by Matthew January 20, 2004