Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Defenestration

The art of throwing someone out of a window

He was shown the exact meaning of defenestration when he was maliciously hurled from a window on the 9th floor.

by Cutbypaper...help November 15, 2017

defenestrata

A female person (or, conceivably, a female alien or a gorilla or something) who, literally or figuratively, throws (something or someone) from a window.

Loan word from the Italian (non-proper) word "defenestrata; " see en.wiktionary.org/wiki/defenestrata. The English word "defenestrate" means "To eject or throw (someone or something) from a window" (en.wiktionary.org/wiki/defenestrate). The natural feminine word for one who defenestrates would be "defenestrata."

Used literally: "Yeah, after Pat got fired, she threw everything in and on her desk out of the window. She's quite a defenestrata."

Used figuratively: "Yeah, after all of the people the CIO fired, she's quite a defenestrata."

by Qzcz May 18, 2018

Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018

defenestrate

the act of offensively taking down ones fence, or that of a neighbor, in order to protect oneself and others from grave injury while falling through a window or blackish hole

Ted was home to defenestrate while his wife was away, but the damn neighbor cat was on the ledge watching, so ted had to defenestrate the whole neighborhood because the cat would scratch his right to defenstrate alone should he vote on ballot measure 12453b and decide not to defenestrate at all, would hardly seem logical given how much of his life he'd already spent defenestrating and lame in certain defenstrational instances

by randy moss 111, jr September 14, 2018

Defender of the Holyland

One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.

normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*

by Happylad October 10, 2018

Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.

When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert

by guest E51 April 20, 2019