Burlap Dancing

Burlap Dancing is combination of Burlesque Dancing and Lap Dancing whererin the customer is bundled in a Burlap Sack while a retro vintage go go strip tease is performed at a safe and respectable and classy distance in front of him.

Popularized in the 1940s and 50s after STD ridden soldiers returned home from the Far East and wanted safe and repressed hot stripper action.

Gunny Von Sachsen was a popular Burlap Dancer in Detroit and Chicago.

Burlap Dancing is known for a high rate of chafing.

by revsaintmichael May 26, 2010

Dancing Monkey

The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.

As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!

by Unkl Piston November 18, 2011

dancing

he/she is eating. also to dance is to eat

I'm so hungry I could dance a horse

by Norm January 30, 2004

hardcore dancing

kicks and punches being throwen at anyone who gets to close to the dancers. takes more skill than a mosher and takes less skill than an accutal dancer. have to be in some form of decent shape to do the more advanced moves but just about any fat emo kid in a black hoodie can do the 2stepping. make sure not to piss off the bigger ones as they tend to be jerks and are NOT scared of hitting girls. if you expect to go to a show with any form of non-crappy music that has evolved from any form of metal there will be people hardocre dancing and you will most likely get hit.

25 yr old high school drop out play in hardcore bands to A) hit on high school girls and B) punch younger boys in the face because thier mad at thier moms for kicking them out of the house

by porcelaindoll March 1, 2005

tap dancing

to get high on drugs.

- Mary Jane got me tap dancing.

- Dude, Im tap dancing away!

by boo789 October 11, 2010

dancing

The only non slang definition I can think of for dancing is that it is a euphamism for fucking.

They were dancing in the shower

by Saucy September 2, 2003

Salsa Dancing

A sexual act, prevalent among homosexual males, in which two people violently engage in anal sex. The catcher then defecates on the chest of the pitcher, expelling a mix of blood and feces. The two may then roll around on eachother, "salsa dancing" together.

Those guys were Salsa Dancing all night, now the one can't walk right.

by Dr. Cornelius Klaus September 23, 2008