big ol bag of dennis

Something or somebody who messes everything up and makes things difficult for somebody.

*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *

Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"

by discrook September 3, 2012

Dennie's sausages

A unique type of measuring system used to determine the length of a penis. Each mans penis is equivalent to a certain amount of Denny sausages. The curve of a penis is also taken into factor which is what makes the Denny technique much more accurate than the commonly known ruler measuring system.

I had to break up with him after all he only measured up to 2 Dennie's sausages!

by Boris_the_Bass February 20, 2011

Who the Fuck is Dennis?

Did the worms send you?

So, I have one question to ask you. A very important question. A question which must never be asked under normal circumstances, but I feel I must:

WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?

by Brother_Andre November 29, 2020

Dennis Schwab

A teacher that is respected by some but hated by others. He loves to rant on and on about how great the Beatles were.

Man did you hear Dennis Schwab ranting about the Beatles today?

by John (Lady-Boy) Lennon October 27, 2023

Dennie

Kinnies of Denji from Chainsaw Man (csm), someone who can't tell the difference between platonic, romantic and sexual feelings. Also very down bad for people who show a little bit of love.

A: I would bark for someone tbh.
B: Get help you dennie.

by blissocrisso October 16, 2022

Dennis

He is a god amongst men, a man who is nowhere and everywhere at the same time. He is beautiful in looks and personality. He is an infinite veil of knowledge and knows all. He is always supportive and all the ladies swoon over him. He has biceps the size of mountains and can wrestle a bear without breaking a sweat. He is the perfect man.

Dahlia: "Wow is that Dennis he is hot af."

by HEYMacarena July 3, 2018

Dennis

Dennis is a very caring person once you break down his barriers. The moment you meet a Dennis he will be shy at first but once you start to gain a connection with a Dennis he will be one of the most talkative opinionated person ever. He is amazingly talented and very humble. He can sing a little but does not want to admit to that. He is very caring and can be sensitive sometimes but won't admit to it. He is an amazing person to have very long conversation with. He can talk for hours about any topic just to be able to talk with you. He is somewhat open to new ideas. He is the type to be there for you to comfort you when you feel down and will know when you feel down. Having a Dennis around improves your daily life and will help you succeed in life. If you don't have a Dennis already go find one.

Did you hear Dennis play today isn't he amazing?

by whoever knows January 11, 2021