Crystal glen

Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman

Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.

by TroubledMD December 12, 2024

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Crystal Pitts

A Location in the Big Bend of Florida where hookers and women of the night congregate.

That hood boogers got vapid while dwelling in the ol' Crystal Pitts.

by Rev.Gin May 30, 2018

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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".

I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

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