Cricket

Cricket is just the very wrong way for saying crooked

Logan stop rolling the ball like that, it’s cricket

by Supbro2207 April 28, 2021

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Mud cricket

A nasty fishy wanna be country girl that will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found getting railed in the woods.

Amber Bostic is not only a fishy swamp moose she is also a mud cricket.

by Shorty91 August 6, 2022

Mud Cricket

Tammy T From the. D.M.I

That mud cricket is smashing all the dope men.

by Richard (Dick) Fitzwell June 9, 2022

Liquor Cricket

Everyone knows the liquor cricket type… girls that only chase after bartenders. Whether they work in the service industry themselves or are just bar patrons, there’s always a few liquor crickets posted up at the bar flirting their butt off.

Check out that liquor cricket over there chatting up Brad.

by thatyelpbitch June 11, 2022

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

Cricket

An object that is not level or parallel. Not plumb. Also known as “Crooked”

Hey Woodman, we need to do a cable adjustment on PT 15 at lunch. The beam is cricket.

Higher up the spikes, the pallet is cricket.

by Vagankle June 21, 2022