consentRetard

ConsentRetard is an anti Male individual who think Rape isn’t based when it actually is based.

My ex friend is a ConsentRetard

by Groypercow January 29, 2025

colsen

colsen is a boy who is about 4'11 he lives in the deep forest of nepal. colsen loves when he hangs from trees upside down by his asshole hair. colsen is usually spotted in peoples backyards eating from their septic tank. he loves eating clumps of shit. not only that but colsen smells really foul people have reported getting infections in their brains from the horrid smell. colsen is reported to have a noodle penis apparently his dick is as skinny as a peice of string while it is 33inches long. during the cold winter colsen wraps himself in his penis and uses it to keep him warm and twittle with his butthole hair at the same time because he is gay and likes when penises give him sweaty harry anal sex.

hey jim i think i spotted a colsen eating my sewage again in my backyard what a nasty bastard.

by pen1sattack12 January 30, 2025

Consensual Cosby

When you girl asks you to pour her another drink so she can’t leave.

I really should go but don’t want to. Consensual Cosby me so I stay.

by Evil 212 February 1, 2026

Consent by Power (Opposite of Conspiracy Theory)

The recognition that much of what conspiracy theories attribute to secret plots is actually the visible, predictable operation of power in open view. Where conspiracy theorists see hidden cabals, Consent by Power sees institutions functioning as designed: media serving corporate interests, politicians serving donors, police protecting property, courts favoring wealth. It's not a secret because it doesn't need to be—it's how the system works, openly, legally, with public consent manufactured through the very processes conspiracy theories imagine are hidden. The opposite of conspiracy theory isn't "nothing happens"—it's "everything happens exactly as power would predict, and we let it."

Consent by Power (Opposite of Conspiracy Theory) "You think there's a secret committee controlling the media? That's a conspiracy theory. The reality is Consent by Power: media owners openly have interests, openly shape coverage, and we openly consume it. No secret—just power, visible and permitted. The conspiracy isn't hidden; it's hiding in plain sight."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

Consensus by Power (Opposite of Conspiracy Theory)

The observation that what looks like mysterious agreement across institutions is actually the predictable result of shared interests, common training, and aligned incentives—all operating openly. Where conspiracy theorists imagine secret coordination, Consensus by Power sees the normal functioning of elite networks: similar backgrounds, similar educations, similar social circles, similar interests producing similar conclusions without any need for secret meetings. The consensus isn't manufactured in back rooms; it's manufactured in prep schools, Ivy League seminars, corporate boardrooms, and exclusive clubs—all visible, all legal, all operating exactly as designed.

Consensus by Power (Opposite of Conspiracy Theory) "Both parties agree on the fundamentals of economic policy. Conspiracy theorists imagine secret meetings. Consensus by Power says: they all went to the same schools, read the same books, take the same donors, move in the same circles. No conspiracy needed—just shared interests producing shared conclusions, openly."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026

Cause Numbers

A prescription of benzos (i.e. Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan, &/or Valium). Called Cause Numbers because I always wake up in jail with a new cause number after taking 1 too many.

I woke up in the drunk tank again, beaten and with no memory of what charges I was being held on. Blame it on those Cause Numbers again!

by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

Consenuate

(Verb)

Consenuate is to merge or combine as a singular unit. A bond
Meaning: Consenuate from multiple set of ideas, parts, sets, or people into a singular unit.

State of Flow: reach a level of mastery or focus/skill among a person and an object that they consenuate with each other.

Fusion: When extreme cases of energy, speed, or pressure causes a reaction of different material to consenuate into a single state of matter

" You and The Team had to consenuate Towards the End."

"at an infinite rate, Your physical form would consenuate with the fabric of space-time existing everywhere at once"

by RandomBrainThoughts March 18, 2026