cooter gobbler

A person who performs oral sex on a girl, in a turkey like fashion (noises etc)

The noises she made when eating out her lesbian lover qualified her as a cooter gobbler.

by Johsua Newkirk September 2, 2006

cooter belly

The space on a woman's body, normally older, heavier women, that bulges out when they wear jeans. Typically space below the belly button to top of pubic region.

Wow! look at the cooter belly on Star Jones!

by Danny A December 31, 2005

Cooter

n. A gender-neutral term referring to one's sexually active and inflammable groinage parts. {orig. ca. 1970's, Dukes of Hazzard; also conjoined terms "cootie(s)" and "pooter".}

"After that 20 mile hike in burlap shorts, my cooter sure do sting."

"I sure do enjoy you sniffing my cooter as part of our extended foreplay ritual!"

by Grannie Annie January 1, 2009

cooter

private parts; insult

"omg i wanna get inside her cooter"

"what a cooter"

by probably a loser December 10, 2013

cooter biscuit

Mysterious lady parts. Located near the hanoose.

Hey woman, make me a sandwich or I will kick you in the cooter biscuit!

by Bryce Bessler April 23, 2007

closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006

cooterfish

the term used to describe the elusiveness of females at a sausagefest.

the elusive cooterfish is rare round these parts!

by assmilk May 28, 2004