Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

Cooters

Slang for when something, like a puppy or baby, is so cute that instead of saying it's cuters you say cooters

That little puppy if yours is so cooters

by Henry's Hot Dogs September 19, 2022

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

cooter-jane

essentially another word for a vagina or pussy

i fucked her cooter-jane so hard last night bro, it was so tight

by lardlard November 13, 2021

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010

Cooter

Another word for vagina

Hey that chick has one tight cooter

by DrGashingtons July 18, 2016

Cuzz's Cooter Juice

A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.

Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.

by Legal Services January 30, 2023