Covid Miscarriage Calves

A term used to describe a female that had a miscarriage due to contracting the Covid virus and as a result of the miscarriage the unborn fetus doesn’t leave the body, but in fact, due to Covid it enters the bloodstream, travels down to the calf where it continues to grow until it reaches the full potential it would have if it was born.

My buddy Pete was telling me about this girl bring a 6. My buddy Nate stepped in and said she has the biggest calves I’ve ever seen, and I believe she has Covid Miscarriage Calves since she was due to have twins. What’s truly unbelievable about this is when I met this lady with my wife who had given birth a few months prior and was lactating, the woman’s calves tried to go towards my wife’s breast’s and suckle. I smacked the calves and told them if anyone is going to suckle, it’s going to be this guy!

by Tee Cee Deez March 28, 2023

Gorilla in the Cave

A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.

Hey man, you got a gorilla in the cave. Here’s a tissue.

by Otta4Sho August 22, 2023

It's just fish fingers in a cave

Forget past offenses or causes of conflict and just reconcile.

"Did you, now? God, Patrick, do you have any idea how crazy that sounds? It's just fish fingers in a cave," SpongeBob replied.

by not_str8_mermaidman September 30, 2020

cave

Word used by french canadians to define someone stupid. See mongole.

Gros criss de cave!

by Nihb June 13, 2005

Cave dweller

A person who doesn't get out much or at all. Very commonly a gamer. Can also be a person who simply feels like he/she doesn't really add up with people.

Person: You need to get out more, you're such a cave dweller!

Cave dweller: Whatever... *proceeds to play Dota, lol and wow*

by Philosoraptr June 16, 2015

Caveman Mentality

The idea that some people, often of an older and less technological generation, has that when a piece of technology such as a computer or television is not working, that hitting it as hard as u can and bashing the side of it will some how magically fix all the problems

Father: *wack wack* stupid computer, its loading too slow

Son: dad u opened up 15 new windows, its ur own fault, chill out! You and your caveman mentality

by Splicel December 1, 2009

Cave Troll

An ugly, but heavily stacked guy, who inhabits a crappy little room on his own.

Percey: Whose the guy who lives in fat 21 next to the ample kitchen?

Nathaniel: That's Will, he's an absolute cave troll.

by Lee Bowyer June 23, 2010